Splintercourse

What is Splintercourse?


1.

The act of having intercourseon an unfinished wooden surface.

Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?

See intercourse, splinter, sex, splinters, ouch


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