Split Fish Edit Meaning

1. A friend who's shit at keeping in touch - they appear and disappear at will/random. - So have you seen Alan recently? - No, no on..

1. A person who thinks that anything really important is actually not important, then proceeds to complain about like a whiney little girl...

1. Neglecting one's life by wasting time on Twitter. I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to twitcrastinate for a few..