Splitass

What is Splitass?

Derogatory term for a female which refers to the location of their vagina.

I can't believe she drove into that parked car...that damn splitass can't do anything right.

See female, woman, derogatory, vagina, stupid

Mpp

1. Acronym: Missing Presumed Pissed: Used when persons do not show at work at the appointed time when there is no reasonable excuse other t..

Eat My Pasta

1. To perform oral sex on a girl. Jane: Eat my pasta will you. John: would you like me to toss your salad while i'm at it? See eat ..

Move Some Furniture

1. 1) To discreetly say that you need to poop 2) Take a huge poop (person A):You want to come over and play some pool? (Person B):No dud..

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