Splooshlazyasshoe Edit Meaning

1. -a sexy creature -turns your crank -WOW. man im lonely. i wish there was a DARIC around to have sexual relations with! See Sue Johan..

1. Ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag. The salesman was so rude and obnoxious that I would have hit him with a blivey if I'd had ..

1. A sex act in which a heated pistachio, walnut, or other sort of nut is inserted into the rectal or vaginal cavity and then forcibly brok..