What is Splorch?
1.
The sound made when chocolate pudding is thrown against a wall. First used to describe a story being told by a former child star after working with an angry Bill Cosby.
Cosby: Then you take the chocolate pudding and SPLORCH! Right against the wall!
2.
Sound of a head being taken off by a high energy weapon, (such as a laser or ray gun.)Usually accompanied by a
Onomatopoiea
Derived from Quake games.
Gun:
VOIP !
Head: SPLORCH!
3.
Spooge, cum, semen, ejaculate. SPLORCH!
I splorched all over that bitch's face and in her hair.
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Shit door. As in "anus". Stems from a submarines waterproof hatch.
Dude, my dookie hatch is leaking !
Holy shit!, look at th..
1.
A man who enjoys getting his face queefed (vaginal fart) on.
His face smells like fish. He must be a queef herder.
See queef, burp, fa..
