Splorch

What is Splorch?


1.

The sound made when chocolate pudding is thrown against a wall. First used to describe a story being told by a former child star after working with an angry Bill Cosby.

Cosby: Then you take the chocolate pudding and SPLORCH! Right against the wall!

2.

Sound of a head being taken off by a high energy weapon, (such as a laser or ray gun.)Usually accompanied by a VOIP

Onomatopoiea

Derived from Quake games.

Gun: VOIP!

Head: SPLORCH!

3.

Spooge, cum, semen, ejaculate. SPLORCH!

I splorched all over that bitch's face and in her hair.


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