What is Splotion?
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The dilemma one finds oneself when using lotion, and getting way too much in their hands. The person then finds someone else to take some of what they have.
"Aw man, I had a splotion. Could you take some of this off my hands?"
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Any lotion that may be used effectively for mind-blowing male maturbatory sessions.
If I had had some splotion, my night would have been much better after my girlfriend left me.
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