What is Splurge?
1.
To spend money freely with no remorse and very little consequence to your bank account.
Master P splurges when he goes to the Ferrari dealership.
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2.
To spend money in an ejaculatory way.
I just splurged on this 25 thousand dollar amp! Hand me a towel.
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3.
The sound one makes while fisting/shafting a person in the arse while that person is in the throes of a huge and violent bowel movement.
"My fist is touching something which feels bigger than King Kongs first dump of the day!"
SPLURGE!
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4.
More than a brain-fart, a complete meltdown of the brain, especially when achieved in front of other people, who will note it. Particularly prominent in South Pasadena, and well, the world.
Also can be used as a noun for someone who constantly achieves this mental reatardation.
That girl was giving the answer to the teacher and nobody knew what she was talking about. Even the teacher laughed. She was mad SPLURG-ing.
David Suh is such a SPLURGE.
5.
v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or
Damn! I done splurged a wicked facial on that hoe.
6.
A general expression of amusement, pleasure, happiness, joy etc.
Can be applied to almost any situation
1. I just no scoped that guy, SPLURGE!
2. That girl made me want to splurge.
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7.
To Sleep with a partner or friend with no care to where limbs are placed! The occasional slap on the face or knock on genetalia is common. Similar to sprawl however people often sprawl on their own and wiv splurging deliberate contact may occur!
Geoff: are we going to spoon tonight?
Gary: No!
Geoff: So we are sporking
Gary: Nah tonight i feel i want to splurge
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