Splurgun Edit Meaning

1. Any story in the TV news that takes 3 plus weeks to die. Then it's no longer news, but a princess diana. Different from irritainmen..

1. The tingle in your pants you get when random people stroke your mohawk. "Man I got a huge hawkgasm when she touched my hawk."..

1. euphemism for "I have an S.T.D." "Shit dogg I heard you banged Lil' Kim last weekend. She's a nasty slut and ..