Splut Edit Meaning

1.

An extreme version of a slut.

Guy1: wow, I heard that girl slept with the whole football team

Guy2: what a splut!

See slut, whore, prostitute, ho, promiscuous

2.

The sound effect of a pie being thrown or shoved in someones face. (as in those God-awful Garfield comics)

Mary: Jen, I baked you a coconut cream pie.

Jen: Oh thank you!

Mary: Here, try some! *splut*

Jen: *displays middle finger*

See pie, bake, splut, garfield

3.

The sound of a male ejaculating, or the act of ejaculating.

"Christos made a rather loud splut as he reached his orgasm."

See cum, ejaculate, squirt, orgasm, bukkake

4.

The female equivalent to a male fap, indicating the noise made during the process.

Oooh, Brad Pitt!

*splut splut splut*

See splut, masturbate, fap, prude, jerk

5.

1. When you fall on someone. Usually from a distance. Not to be confused with "going splat"

2. The noise made by an object falling into your slushie.

"Keith fell off the balcony and landed on Malcom with a splut"

"What did you put in there!? Don't lie! Don't lie! I heard it go 'splut'!"

6.

spasticated slut

like "look at that slup man"

ya mum iz a bloody splut man

See slut, bitch, skank, yamum, borris