What is Spokker Jones?
1.
1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.
Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"
See
2.
Bullshit.
Lies.
Dumbasses who beleive in bullshit or lies.
You're full of Spokker Jones!