Spomf

What is Spomf?

Spomf refers to the noise made when a huge amount of semen is unloaded onto the wrinkly skin of a corpse.

Spomf can also refer to situations in which solid faeces is forced into the urethra of an unsuspecting victim.

EG

Sam: Uuurgh!

Sam: Uuruuuughgh!

Corpse: .........................

Sam: 'SPOMF!

EG2

Matt: Please sir please dont spomf me

Elderly man: you kids dont know youre born, a good spomfing will teach you

Elderly Man: A bit of faeces in youre pipes will do you good

See love, sex, spomf, cum, boobs, paris hilton, elderly, odd, nasty

Exhaustified

1. WAY WAY WAY to tired!! As aposed to exhausted which means very tired See Chloe..

Pusher

1. drug dealer I'm the neighborhood pusher. 2. A pusher sells to a Dealer, or "pushes" drugs to market. God damn the Pus..

Fuhug

1. A word, devised by Elijah Wood fangirls, that means to simultaneously fuck and hug someone, usually Elijah Wood. I REALLY wanna fuhug E..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Spomf Edit Meaning