Spomf

What is Spomf?

Spomf refers to the noise made when a huge amount of semen is unloaded onto the wrinkly skin of a corpse.

Spomf can also refer to situations in which solid faeces is forced into the urethra of an unsuspecting victim.

EG

Sam: Uuurgh!

Sam: Uuruuuughgh!

Corpse: .........................

Sam: 'SPOMF!

EG2

Matt: Please sir please dont spomf me

Elderly man: you kids dont know youre born, a good spomfing will teach you

Elderly Man: A bit of faeces in youre pipes will do you good

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