Sponch Edit Meaning

1.

(verb) to engage in nerd-like behavior by spouting knowledge about totally irrelevant or uniteresting topics; to cement your lack of skills at social interaction by demonstrating your proviciciency in an obscure area of study.

(noun) one who engages in sponching behavior

Friend of Sponch: ew, you have snot on your sleeve!

Sponch: Did you know that snot is just a colloquial term for the nasal mucus that's created by the nasal mucosa, and serves to protect the respiratory tract?

Friend of Sponch: Could you please stop sponching in public?

See nerd, geek, dork, dweeb, bookworm

2.

A shortbread cookie topped with four marshmallows, two pink and two white, with shredded coconut, and often found with a squirt of jelly on top, and, occasionally, sprinkles. Sponch originates in Mexico and is manufactured by Marinela Bakeries. It is an all-purpose food, with for a wide variety of uses. It's quite versatile; it's a verb, a noun, and an adjective.

Ric: How was the soccer game?

Neida: It was awesome! We smeared sponch all over them!

"Will you pick up some sponch while you're out?"

See oprah, brandi, starfruit

3.

The back of one's hand between the knuckle and the wrist.

Man 1: "Dude, my night was ruined when the bouncer totally "X"ed by sponch."

Man 2: "Man, I get that every night..."

See hand, palm, spaunch, x, finger, knuckle, wrist

4.

sponch- "own" someone or something, in otherwords show your supiriority.

see pwn

I just sponched your gonch!

See David