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Popular soft drink, also known as cola, complete with frozen water.
Waiter: What can I get you sir?
Customer: Cock and ass for my frie..
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a joke that was once a party starter but then simon came along and ruined it!!!
Simon: hey guys, i have a 2 inch penis.
Everybody: shu..
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The time when a girl is expecting her period in the next few days.
Jane: why do you have a sack of tampons?
Kelly: I'm on panty p..