Spooge Gopher

What is Spooge Gopher?

A mess of hair and cum that accumulates in your plughole, after weeks of wanking in the shower.

That spooge gopher in the bathroom actually crawled out and asked me to comment on the duality of man this morning. Clean your bath, man!

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