Spooge Monkey

What is Spooge Monkey?


1.

One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".

I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.

See gmonk

2.

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.

I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.

See JB


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