What is Spooge Monkey?
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One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".
I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.
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A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.
I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.
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when playing pool it is when one takes a shot and leaves nothing for the next shot
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AKA "them hoe's that work at your local dodge dealership's service dept."
All of team johnson can hop on my bag...
