Spoon Guard

What is Spoon Guard?

A guard to make sure you don't get your mouth deformed.

You need to use the spoooooon guuuaaaaard!

-One who has a guard on their spoon.

-In ancient form it was a cat found on a giant wooden spoon.

-Often used to keep random objects from entering one's rectum.

"Dude can you pass me that spoon guard cuase I need to stop these rainbows from crawling up my ass"

See Chubs

Pre-spoo

1. When a guy is fooling around with a chick and his unit is rock hard and leaks a little seman out. I was making out with this hot chick ..

Hahm

1. an expression originally used by half-white, half-black teenage males as a substitute for another word considered offensive, but misinte..

Bran New

1. to act as if you don't know about something or someone; but you really do. I saw my ex boyfriend at the mall with his new girlfrie..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Spoon Guard Edit Meaning