What is Spoon Guard?
1.
A guard to make sure you don't get your mouth deformed.
You need to use the spoooooon guuuaaaaard!
2.
-One who has a guard on their spoon.
-In ancient form it was a cat found on a giant wooden spoon.
-Often used to keep random objects from entering one's rectum.
"Dude can you pass me that spoon guard cuase I need to stop these rainbows from crawling up my ass"
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