Spoon Guard

What is Spoon Guard?

A guard to make sure you don't get your mouth deformed.

You need to use the spoooooon guuuaaaaard!

-One who has a guard on their spoon.

-In ancient form it was a cat found on a giant wooden spoon.

-Often used to keep random objects from entering one's rectum.

"Dude can you pass me that spoon guard cuase I need to stop these rainbows from crawling up my ass"

See Chubs

Earnal

1. Refering to the act of inserting ones penis into the ear canal. Often only possibe with genitally challenged males or individuals with e..

Halfterpiece

1. a work of art that's not quite a masterpiece Timothy Noah judged There Will Be Blood to be a halfterpiece. See rating, masterpiec..

Bob-ross

1. When a male has his erect penis inserted in a vagina, the male will insert his finger in the womans asshole. He takes his ass-juiced fi..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Spoon Guard Edit Meaning