Spoon Guard

What is Spoon Guard?


1.

A guard to make sure you don't get your mouth deformed.

You need to use the spoooooon guuuaaaaard!

2.

-One who has a guard on their spoon.

-In ancient form it was a cat found on a giant wooden spoon.

-Often used to keep random objects from entering one's rectum.

"Dude can you pass me that spoon guard cuase I need to stop these rainbows from crawling up my ass"

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