Spoonology

What is Spoonology?

The science of spoons and their unusual distinction from the shovel.

Why weren't shovels wiped out like the dinosaurs? This is a common concern in spoonology.

See spoon, kenny, shovel, jam

Effing Jeffing

1. Means the same as effing (fucking), but has 'jeffing' on the end, for no other reason than it rhyming rather well. 'effi..

Vark Scale

1. scale on which "varks" are measured; goes from 1 to 10 with one being a momentary lapse of intelligence to ten having multiple..

Twat Munch

1. Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karreoke with a ladies rude mouth piece. Also used as an insult for an obtus..

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