Tripjerk

What is Tripjerk?


1.

(n) Act of masturbation performed covertly while traveling with

friends.

(n) The one person within a circle of friends who consistently does everything within their power to ruin a vacation or roadtrip.

"Time for the beach. Has anyone seen Larry?"

"He's up in the guest bedroom with the door locked.

"Hmm...Must be gettin' in a little tripjerk before lunch."

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"Did Larry stiff the waitress again?"

"Yup. But don't worry. I overtipped to compensate."

"Goddamn tripjerk! He does this every time."

See trip, jerk, travel, masturbate, asshole


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