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1. Going shopping, and while trying clothes on, realizing how hideously fat you are, yet still buying pants three sizes too small, promisin..

1. While in mid-fuck, a heavily accented Scottish girl asking her man if he'd like a blow job. She's asking...."wouldja lik..

1. A little piece of feces that sticks to your penis after being the giver in a round of anal sex when I pulled it out of her ass, there w..