Sports Jockey

What is Sports Jockey?


1.

Refers to a male with unfulfilled dreams of sports stardom who then pressures his children into playing sports in the hope they achieve the stardom he failed to achieve.

The sports jockey is the male equivalent of the stage mom.

Wife 1: (Sighing) My husband enrolled (insert child's name here) in softball, gymnastics, tennis, and track this year at school.

Wife 2: You poor thing. You married a sports jockey too?

See coach, referee, male, stage mom


75

Random Words:

1. Or: Green Apple Splats Slang for diarrhea made up on the TV show South Park. "I got the green apple splatz from that little basta..
1. 1) A.K.A Alcholic (For all you people who like spelling korrektlee) A term used for someone who enjoys, or just does it for no reason, d..
1. Your own super power that can be exerted both online or in real life. You betta get bak b4 i unleesh meh bonkai!!!!1111 See power, sup..