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After a hard night of headbanging, your neck's aching the following morning.
"I have such a headbangers hangover from last ni..
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The first vag that you laid your lips on! (Unless you came via a C-section)
A: I just licked my first vag!
B: No, you licked your mom..
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A voicemail message that appears without receiving any missed calls.
If you get too many magic voice mails, you might think about chang..
