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To fondle a knife and play with it when you have more important things to be doing.
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Someone with homosexual tendencies whose gay exploits can be summed up by 'tugging on balls.'
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The misplacement of an apostrophe, resulting in your immediate demotion to the status of complete retard, even if you just had a case of..