What is Springtime Hockey Fan?
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a guy or girl who doesn't give a rat's ass about hockey from october to march, but all of a sudden cares about who is in the playoffs once they start. and actually have the nerve to try and contribute to hockey conversations. much similar to posers. nothing pisses off a hockey fan more than someone who "doesnt like hockey" one minute, and sucking hockey's dick once a bluebird flies by the window.
January 7th:
hockey fan: "man did you see the Rangers beat the Flyers last night?"
springtime hockey fan: "no, i dont really watch hockey"
April 9th:
hockey fan:"man i hope the Rangers get a high seeding"
springtime hockey fan "I KNOW RIGHT"
June 10th:
regular fan: "eh, the Rangers are out, but i hope the Penguins win it all"
springtime hockey fan: "no WAY, the Avalanche are SO good"
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