What is Springtime Hockey Fan?


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a guy or girl who doesn't give a rat's ass about hockey from october to march, but all of a sudden cares about who is in the playoffs once they start. and actually have the nerve to try and contribute to hockey conversations. much similar to posers. nothing pisses off a hockey fan more than someone who "doesnt like hockey" one minute, and sucking hockey's dick once a bluebird flies by the window.

January 7th:

hockey fan: "man did you see the Rangers beat the Flyers last night?"

springtime hockey fan: "no, i dont really watch hockey"

April 9th:

hockey fan:"man i hope the Rangers get a high seeding"

springtime hockey fan "I KNOW RIGHT"

June 10th:

regular fan: "eh, the Rangers are out, but i hope the Penguins win it all"

springtime hockey fan: "no WAY, the Avalanche are SO good"

See rangers, hockey, posers, spring, phonies


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