Sprouting

What is Sprouting?


1.

verb; to sprout, the act of sprouting: for one to consume large amounts of alcohol, or any other substance for that matter, and experience a wide range of emotions including, but not limited to, great bouts of laughter, uncontrollable sobs, and the urge to undress all and any gender.

The spout-ee may also find themselves throwing up noodles, or passing out in the woods to awake in the back of a mini van.

Person 1: "Did you see Lucy sprouting last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she passed out and they had to carry her body up a grassy knoll."

Person 1: "And then she began to laugh and cry hysterically."

Person 2: "Yeah, right after she puked up her noodles."

See sprout, sprouting, mini van, puke, alcohol

2.

The process in which a boner gradually grows over a course of twenty minutes while laying down.

I was casually IMing my friends from my laptop, and when I looked down at my crotch I noticed I was sprouting

See boner, sprout, hard, sex, fuck

3.

A person gets defensive in the presence of others. Whether at a statement, or a joke taken too seriously.

Guy1: Dude, did you buy your car from my grahms?

Guy2: Shut up, you moron, no I didnt!

Guy3: (hey man, chill, this guy's sprouting)

See hurt, sensitive, touchy, thin-skinned, tender


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