What is Sprouting?
1.
verb; to sprout, the act of sprouting: for one to consume large amounts of alcohol, or any other substance for that matter, and experience a wide range of emotions including, but not limited to, great bouts of laughter, uncontrollable sobs, and the urge to undress all and any gender.
The spout-ee may also find themselves throwing up noodles, or passing out in the woods to awake in the back of a mini van.
Person 1: "Did you see Lucy sprouting last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she passed out and they had to carry her body up a grassy knoll."
Person 1: "And then she began to laugh and cry hysterically."
Person 2: "Yeah, right after she puked up her noodles."
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2.
The process in which a boner gradually grows over a course of twenty minutes while laying down.
I was casually IMing my friends from my laptop, and when I looked down at my crotch I noticed I was sprouting
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3.
A person gets defensive in the presence of others. Whether at a statement, or a joke taken too seriously.
Guy1: Dude, did you buy your car from my grahms?
Guy2: Shut up, you moron, no I didnt!
Guy3: (hey man, chill, this guy's sprouting)
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