Spruce Pine

What is Spruce Pine?

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Term used to describe small hick towns in the corner of North Carolina. These towns prey on peoples' dreams and trap these very people within their borders. A Spruce Pine is known primarily for having a high abundance of christmas trees, tobacco and the sub-species; redneck.

"Did you hear about Lydia?"

"No, what happened?"

"She got trapped in a Spruce Pine."

See nc, rednecks, tobacco, traps
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