Sprystache

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A Sprystache is small and pathetic mustache belonging to a citizen of Spryfield, Nova Scotia. It is similar to the crustachein that it is usually thin, made partially of ingrown hairs, and related directly to the hereditary traits of white trash. The main difference is that any race may possess one, as it is a biological affliction that arises from exposure to electromagnetic fields existing uniquely in Spryfield. For most Haligonians outside of Spryfield, a Sprystache is considered a mark of shame, but in Spryfield it may be thought of as an honor, as it signifies the citizen as coming into manhood

Wade had a fine sprystache as he groomed it every day

See sprystache, moustache, crustache, skiv, spryfield, spry, facial hair


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