Spunk Hunt

What is Spunk Hunt?


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arises from uncontrolled ejaculation. The loss of bodily fluids into the unknown - eg. living-room carpet, bedroom ceiling etc.

The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.

A dead giveaway that a covert wankhas taken place, along with flushed cheeks, and trousers half-undone.

I had a quickie over that bird from charmed yesterday, after a thorough Spunk Hunt I found the mess and cleaned it up before my missus got home.


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