What is Spunk Hunt?
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arises from uncontrolled ejaculation. The loss of bodily fluids into the unknown - eg. living-room carpet, bedroom ceiling etc.
The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.
A dead giveaway that a
I had a quickie over that bird from charmed yesterday, after a thorough Spunk Hunt I found the mess and cleaned it up before my missus got home.
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Someone who shits in their hand and then flings it in another's face.
"See that guy over there? He's a shit-knocker.&quo..
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A pussy that is so loose it looks like someone blew it up with a grenade.
My grandmother has a grenade pussy...
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Someone that doesnt last long in bed.
Julia: Michael only lasted 5 minutes in bed last night.
Heather: Oh, hes a quick pumper eh?
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