What is Spunk Monkey?
1.
A girl who, whilst normal in other sexual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.
Yeah! She squealed like a spunk monkey!
2.
Verb: An activity that defines a dude that thinks with his dick. A return to the true nature of man, or de-evolution of "The sensitive guy."
Jim: Sheila's ass is so big small appliances orbit it!
Carl: Yes it is Jim.
Jim: Can you believe Bob got his
spunk monkey on with that?
Carl: Yes I can Jim.
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3.
means one whos daft or one who cannot stop wanking or shagging
1st example hey u spunk monkey what u do that for 2nd example mark cant stop being a spunk monkey
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4.
when you cum on your partners feet while he/she is doing a hand stand
i gave your mum a spunk monkey last night
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5.
a very fastly generating penis
i was having it one night when i forgot abotu my spunk monkey and i kind of filled her to the brim .
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6.
a handy helper Available for free non commercial use for the sick/tired elderly/homeless people in aid of mastubation
lazy handed jackass yank
hobo eating whimpey burger left overs
perverted russian comrad who goes by the name of bonald
7.
A person that 'hunches' anything like a dog because of their sexual exhuberence.
Dewd, that's my girl, quit bein' a spunk monkey, man!
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