Spunk Monkey

What is Spunk Monkey?


1.

A girl who, whilst normal in other sexual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.

Yeah! She squealed like a spunk monkey!

2.

Verb: An activity that defines a dude that thinks with his dick. A return to the true nature of man, or de-evolution of "The sensitive guy."

Jim: Sheila's ass is so big small appliances orbit it!

Carl: Yes it is Jim.

Jim: Can you believe Bob got his spunk monkey on with that?

Carl: Yes I can Jim.

See schwinn

3.

means one whos daft or one who cannot stop wanking or shagging

1st example hey u spunk monkey what u do that for 2nd example mark cant stop being a spunk monkey

See sex, stupid, silly, idiot, intercourse, animal

4.

when you cum on your partners feet while he/she is doing a hand stand

i gave your mum a spunk monkey last night

See jizz, dick, blumkin, spacedock, chili rainbow

5.

a very fastly generating penis

i was having it one night when i forgot abotu my spunk monkey and i kind of filled her to the brim .

See cum bucket, sperm, jizz, fag end

6.

a handy helper Available for free non commercial use for the sick/tired elderly/homeless people in aid of mastubation

lazy handed jackass yank

hobo eating whimpey burger left overs

perverted russian comrad who goes by the name of bonald

7.

A person that 'hunches' anything like a dog because of their sexual exhuberence.

Dewd, that's my girl, quit bein' a spunk monkey, man!

See bludgeon


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