Spunk-a-stump

What is Spunk-a-stump?

When having sex with an amputee, the man pulls out and nuts all over the stump. A loud yell is also considered appropriate.

Opposable thumbs are usually a criteria for banging a chick, but I really wanted to spunk-a-stump.

That girl missing her arm was a 0 until my 10th Schiltz, but then I took her home and spunkastump-ed her like 3 times that night.

I think that hood rattorso chick is a 0 but I would still spunk all four stumps.

See nut, cream, spunk, bang, sex, stump, limb, amputee, aardvark

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