Square Eyes

What is Square Eyes?

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When your eyes are glued to the boob tube or a computer monitor for hours and hours and hours on end. DUH, because TV's and monitors are square! Therefore you become a square eyed zombie!!! SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY! YEHA!!

EXAMPLE!!!

Mom: "Kid your getting square eyes again! Why don't you go outside and play in the freeway!"

Kid: "Damn it! MOM! I'm watching a Saved by the Bell marathon and Full House is on next! Go get me some cheezy poofs and some grape soda BIATCH!"

See square, tv, boob tube, glue, zombie
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