Squat Text

What is Squat Text?

Sending/receiving text messages while while taking a shit. See also squat talk

Jim: <banging on door> You've been in the bathroom for over an hour! What the fuck are you doing in there?

Dan: I am squat texting! Leave me alone!

See cell phone, text messaging, shit, dump

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