Squatmattress Edit Meaning

1. An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss. Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere els..

1. An anus with a penis coming out of it. He was having trouble pooping because his anuspenis was blocking the poop. See buttpenis, penis..

1. A person who gets anal raped on the dance floor after drinking too many Red Bullls and dancing like a maniac. After I drink this fifth ..