Squatmattress Edit Meaning

1. getting a suprise that pleases you. I was so surpleased to find out my exgirlfriend got in a car accident. See surpissed, smash, bush..

1. One who fires up the hippy lettuce - also one who runs through the parking lot only to fall face down. I pulled a Loaff today...

1. A 2008 Presidential Nominee who just happens to have a last name that has potential to be abused 1. The lettering of John McCain's..