Squatmattress Edit Meaning

1. an obsessive record collector. I couldnt get near the record bins because there were too many vinyl perverts in the way..

1. A fart(n) or to fart(v) Usually, a zepha is particularly atrocious and could be considered a crime against humanity. a zephyr is a ligh..

1. A term used when you need to tell your women to shut her mouth, sit down, and drink her god damn beer because you don't want to her..