Squatmattress Edit Meaning

1. The goo inside zombies. Holy shit, you're covered in zombie sauce! See zombie, undead, mayhem, gross..

1. to be unintentionally killed by your teammate in a video game. "Oh my god! You just Kool Moed me with that rocket launcher!" ..

1. Any piece of shit (PoS) you can buy from tourist traps from around the world. Made cheap, and sold to idiots who love them way too much..