Squatmattress Edit Meaning

1. The act of a woman (that isn't a hooker) Accepting money or other perks for sex. Girl 1 "That guy you took home last night,wa..

1. Getting sexual pleasure out of water. I'm a hydrophiliac. I like taking showers. When I took one today, I creamed my jeans. See w..

1. The act of being condescending towards another or multiple persons. Also known as a "one-upper" Phil: Man, I was so faded l..