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1. to pick up someone who is much younger than oneself. usually used in a derogatory fashion, in the manner of cradle robber. see manther a..

1. The very fine varietal marijuana grown in Mendocino County, California. "Man, smokin' that Mendo last night got me so high I ..

1. The act of jizzing in someone's face, usual in the ocular region, to the extent that they squint for days afterwards. What's ..