What is Squatstretch?
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To apply lateral tension to a waistband using the legs in order to avoid ones trousers/pants/skirt falling into the puddle of piss on a lavatory floor.
Everything was going to plan until a suprise arse flapping fart caused his squatstretch to loosen and his pants fell into the half inch puddle on the floor.
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Random Words:
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Accidentally belly flopping into a body of water while trying to do a trick and/or stunt.
Hey Joe, do you remember when we went roofing..
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To get drunk with friends.
CM: Hey yo! lets get lost in space this weekend!
SJ: Sounds good!
DG: Im Lil Wayne and im lost in space!
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The sexiest old French spaceship captain EVER.
Jean luc Picard yelled at Data for being too smart.
See star trek, enterprise..
