Squatstretch

What is Squatstretch?


1.

To apply lateral tension to a waistband using the legs in order to avoid ones trousers/pants/skirt falling into the puddle of piss on a lavatory floor.

Everything was going to plan until a suprise arse flapping fart caused his squatstretch to loosen and his pants fell into the half inch puddle on the floor.

See squat, lavatory, trousers, pants, skirt, puddle


19

Random Words:

1. To be seriously assaulted by a TV personality with short man syndrome, and be paid to keep your mouth shut. Normally performed in New Ze..
1. You A Hoe Ya Girl Is A UHO...
1. The act of celebrating the inauguration of Barack Obama. After we watched the swearing in ceremony, we all went out Obamabrating. See ..