What is Squatstretch?
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To apply lateral tension to a waistband using the legs in order to avoid ones trousers/pants/skirt falling into the puddle of piss on a lavatory floor.
Everything was going to plan until a suprise arse flapping fart caused his squatstretch to loosen and his pants fell into the half inch puddle on the floor.
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To do something soon, but still done at one's leisure. Usually, the task is of mild importance, but not critical.
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Forcing the line of best fit of a graph through the origin (0,0). Widely discredited by the AQA exam board.
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