What is Squatstretch?
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To apply lateral tension to a waistband using the legs in order to avoid ones trousers/pants/skirt falling into the puddle of piss on a lavatory floor.
Everything was going to plan until a suprise arse flapping fart caused his squatstretch to loosen and his pants fell into the half inch puddle on the floor.
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Scottish slang: An eejity eejit is an eejit who is even more of an eejit.
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A state of activity usually rerserved for use in the presence of a manager or boss. The activity mimics productiveness without actually..
