Squatstretch

What is Squatstretch?


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To apply lateral tension to a waistband using the legs in order to avoid ones trousers/pants/skirt falling into the puddle of piss on a lavatory floor.

Everything was going to plan until a suprise arse flapping fart caused his squatstretch to loosen and his pants fell into the half inch puddle on the floor.

See squat, lavatory, trousers, pants, skirt, puddle


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