What is Squatstretch?
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To apply lateral tension to a waistband using the legs in order to avoid ones trousers/pants/skirt falling into the puddle of piss on a lavatory floor.
Everything was going to plan until a suprise arse flapping fart caused his squatstretch to loosen and his pants fell into the half inch puddle on the floor.
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Random Words:
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Adj., 1)One's overanalytical prowess; 2)The act of being anally retentive.
Allen Mendelbaum is zinquational.
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