What is Squatstretch?
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To apply lateral tension to a waistband using the legs in order to avoid ones trousers/pants/skirt falling into the puddle of piss on a lavatory floor.
Everything was going to plan until a suprise arse flapping fart caused his squatstretch to loosen and his pants fell into the half inch puddle on the floor.
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(n.) the prize bestowed each year to the golfer who wins the Masters Tournament at Augusta National...but more importantly:
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When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiecea good scrub after taking a shower.
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