Squeaky Chair

What is Squeaky Chair?

an excuse to blame your loud farts on when you can't hold your fart in anymore and you are sitting in a chair

After you fart really loud Gosh darn it! This squeaky chair keeps making all sorts of weird squeaky sounds. Somebody needs to oil this or something!

See squeaky, chair, fart, farts, blame, excuse

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