What is Squeeze Cheese?
1.
To make a gaseous expullation, whereas the title refers to the squeezing of buttcheeks together, and the cheesy smell of the gaseous output.
Dude, if you're gonna fart, gonna squeeze cheese, let me know, I'll hit the fan.
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2.
To Fart, have flatulance, bad wind etc.
Dude, why did you squeeze cheese - that stinks !
3.
Fart only to fart that little bit extra and actually shit yourself a bit.
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4.
Trying to expel a fart using force, usually with the intent of creating or maximizing noise.
When the movie theater got quiet, I tried to squeeze cheese to get a good laugh.
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