What is Squeezer?
1.
when a woman grebs a penis tightly till the helmet throbs
the missus gave me a good squeezer last night on the job.......right on the vinegar strokes too!!
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2.
Wanker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.
Steve-"Robert is giving me the shits. He borrowed $20 and said he can't pay it back, but he just bought a new car, he is a trainee and tells me how to do my job and he only talks about how hot his misses is and she's a dog!"
Greg- "what a squeezer"
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3.
A handjob that involves a tight grip of the shaft.
People are starting to recognize me. A stripper offered me a squeezer last night dude.... a WHITE stripper!
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4.
one who squeezes
I'm a lemon squeezer!
5.
really nice rack
so nice, you want to squeeze them
whoa...now that's a sqeezer
6.
A poo too large for the butthole. Usually quite unpleasant, sometimes dissapears in the s bend at the bottom of the toilet.
Man, I gotta take a Squeezer.
You shoulda' seen the shape of that squeezer.
7.
variation: Squeeze (V): To Borrow ones vehicle; slang
Yo dad, let me squeeze your car to go cruise the elementary school this afternoon.