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Explanation to life's questions that can not be anwsered. Anwser to everything.
Me: Hey! I feel something behind me!*turns back* N..
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As a bartender, when you're trying to cut somebody off but their friends keep buying them drinks anyway.
I tried to cut the guy of..
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Vikings who will apologize about getting ash and blood on your new carpet as they rape/pillage/kill your house/family/village.
After ki..
