What is Squiff?
1.
A sexy young girl that wears slutty clothing and puts out. Also can be used as another word for pussy.
Example: We should head over to the fair tonight and find some squiff.
Example: Ed's sister is a hot peice of squiff.
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2.
Similar to a square or geek, sometimes called a "boffin" (particularly in Minehead). Possibly confined to Taunton in Somerset.
"What you do your homework for, you f*cking squiff???"
3.
She was upset because we had a squiff.
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4.
a queef involving a spewed cream pie
She squiffed and it felt good
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5.
an underling or lacky
"this is rodrigo and this is his squiff tony"
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6.
To draw in and exhale marijuana smoke from a one-hitter or a "urban camouflaged" cigarette lookalike crack pipe. Must be done in public in a very covert manner.
Yo Bro, you wanna squiff on here?
7.
adj. Skew, when referring to one's sexual preference.
The idiot was squiff as a carebear.
