Squoze

What is Squoze?


1.

the wrong way to say squeeze for like past tense

"i squoze so hard i stopped ur heart from beating"

See gorgeous

2.

Karl Pilkington's way of describing how Ricky Gervais squeezed his head

Karl Pilkington definiton of squoze 'He gets me head and puts one hand on the front of it and the other behind it and he just sort of swizzels it'

See squeeze, the office, politics

3.

Pastense of squeeze.

Appeared in poems by E.J Brady (1869-1952). First appeared in his publishd works titled "The ways of many waters" in 1909.

From his text "I kissed her for her mother, I gev'er one, two, three, I squoze her for her brother"

Can be found at the university of Sydney library web-site

See John Roberts

4.

The past tense of squeezed, made popular by Bert McCracken of The Used in the song 'All That I've Got'. Though this word is incorrect as most say, it can be used instead of putting 'ed' at the end of 'squueze'. To put it simply, 'squoze' is a simpler form.

"...I squoze so hard, I stopped your heart from beating..."

See squeeze, squeezed, squozen

5.

the past tense of squeeze

She walk up to him and squoze the air out of him

See Porsche

6.

incorrect past tense of the word squeeze. The correct word should be "squeezed". I am sure that there are silly crazy people (some of their names start with the letter C) that believe this word is a real word.

Cara believes that she squoze my arm.

See Anon

7.

A term used to describe a child born to a lesbian mother and a gay father.

Wow, look at that kid.. he must be a squoze!

See lesbian, gay, parent, squeeze, child


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