St. Johns

What is St. Johns?


1.

St. Johns is a neighborhood located in North Portland that ignorant people think is the gang infested ghetto. If you believe this then you are an idiot. But this is fine because we don't want you to move here anyway. North and Northeast Portland are the only two semi-diverse and fun places to live in Portland, as many other areas are meth ridden, white bread, suburbs. Recently, as a result of gentrification, young hipsters are infesting St. Johns, and making it a trendy place to move. Unfortunate, really.

St. Johns is far superior to West Linn or Lake Oswego

Wow, isn't St. Johns, like, the ghetto?

St. John's is heaven on earth!

You wont get shot if you drive in North Portland, even though you deserve it for thinking that.

See st. johns, nopo

2.

A city in the province of Newfoundland in the country of Canada. Is the capitol of Newfoundland

A city is found on a map of Canada. St. johns is the capitol so it should either have a bigger dot or a star.

See st. johns, johns, people, friendly


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