Stage Five Clinger Edit Meaning

1.

A member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast. Virgins, those on the rebound, and the emotionally fragile are more likely to have this term applied to them. Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.

We need to get Nick away from that chick. She's a stage five clinger.

We've got a stage five clinger situation. I need someone running interference on the blonde behind me, now.

I nailed that chick last weekend and seriously regret giving her my number - I'm getting 2 or 3 calls a day. I think what we've got ourselves here is a stage five clinger.

See virgin, loser, schmuck, idiot, annoying

2.

over attached guy or girl that constantly needs to be texting, talking, or with someone at all times.... aka kyle blair

so kyle called me for the 12th time today..such a stage five clingerrr

See sticky, insecure, lonely, needy, obsessive

3.

An enormous shit that gets stuck in your ass hair and won't let go.

Hey man, come give me a hand! I have a stage five clinger!

See stage five clinger, clinger, stage five, cliff hanger, hanger