Stain The Porcelain

What is Stain The Porcelain?

to take a dump; drop a deuce; pinch a loaf; drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

Man, did I ever stain the porcelain when I woke up this morning!

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D3fc0n

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J-lessed

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