Stairanoia

What is Stairanoia?

The fear of tripping or falling when going up or down stairs, particularly in public places.

I missed the last shot of the game because I was coming back from the bathroom and couldn't look up due to my stairanoia.

See stairs, fear, public, falling, tripping

Molesting The Monkey

1. Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami. Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were sleeping. Person: You are..

Treach

1. Noun. A deformity of the face that causes people to act retarded and moo and stuff and take dumps everywhere. Damn! Dat Beyatch gots ..

Roust

1. To heckle in a public setting. Dude, let's go sit on the corner and roust all the kooks who walk by. See The Colonel 2. To own ..

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