What is Staircase Wit?
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thinking of the right answer too late; the perfect, usually piercing, riposte that you conceive only when replaying a verbal exchange later in your head
from the French l'esprit d'escalier, the witty repartee you thought of as you're going downstairs to leave
My coworker Ann had taken to calling me "Markus", which I hate. I told her I hated it, and her response was,"It's a term of affection."
I muttered something like "Well it's not".
What I SHOULD have said:
Considering her name, "OK, to cement this 'affectionate' relationship, I'll call you An(n)us."
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the act of playing doom 3 when nobody else is.
i said this one time when i wanted to play DAY OF DEFEAT and my friend wanted to play DO..
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When a female is over-possessive of her gay male friends.
Leslie is totally mossessive of Joe, it's so pathetic.
See gay, mo, hag..
