What is Staircase Wit?
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thinking of the right answer too late; the perfect, usually piercing, riposte that you conceive only when replaying a verbal exchange later in your head
from the French l'esprit d'escalier, the witty repartee you thought of as you're going downstairs to leave
My coworker Ann had taken to calling me "Markus", which I hate. I told her I hated it, and her response was,"It's a term of affection."
I muttered something like "Well it's not".
What I SHOULD have said:
Considering her name, "OK, to cement this 'affectionate' relationship, I'll call you An(n)us."
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When Kathy Nguyen queefs on pedestrians or random people unexpectedly.
Oh wtf! Quit being a queef mongler, you're not Kathy!
I wa..
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A female you meet from an OL.
Where did you meet this new girl?
OL referral from her friend.
See ol, og, boa, yahoudi, lair..
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someone who is way cooler than any of your 21+ pals.
Pat secretly wants to hang out with an under 21 creeper because they are more fun...
