What is Staircase Wit?
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thinking of the right answer too late; the perfect, usually piercing, riposte that you conceive only when replaying a verbal exchange later in your head
from the French l'esprit d'escalier, the witty repartee you thought of as you're going downstairs to leave
My coworker Ann had taken to calling me "Markus", which I hate. I told her I hated it, and her response was,"It's a term of affection."
I muttered something like "Well it's not".
What I SHOULD have said:
Considering her name, "OK, to cement this 'affectionate' relationship, I'll call you An(n)us."
Random Words:
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same as "motherfucker"; used when the speaker does not want to curse
This motherfugger stole my money.
See motherfucker, mof..
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A nickname that my friend Jacki gave me. I'm a smut, and I am a stoner... but I'm not a stoner smutt... im a smutt stoner!
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Putting a huge dip or piece of chewing tobbaco into your mouth. Usually said by gongshow hockey players.Hence you are tossing a gag.
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