What is Staircase Wit?
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thinking of the right answer too late; the perfect, usually piercing, riposte that you conceive only when replaying a verbal exchange later in your head
from the French l'esprit d'escalier, the witty repartee you thought of as you're going downstairs to leave
My coworker Ann had taken to calling me "Markus", which I hate. I told her I hated it, and her response was,"It's a term of affection."
I muttered something like "Well it's not".
What I SHOULD have said:
Considering her name, "OK, to cement this 'affectionate' relationship, I'll call you An(n)us."
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The hairs in Jim Farley's nose before they are trimmed.
Oh well we will have to trim that Farleybarley
before your TV Appearance...
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An idividual known for their Nazi-like strictness when it comes to meat content of food.
Does it contain meat?
No.
Did you wash your ..
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When you jizz on a girl then throw glitter on her so she looks like an arts and crafts project
Kevin: Yo so i was banging this chick la..
