What is Staircase Wit?
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thinking of the right answer too late; the perfect, usually piercing, riposte that you conceive only when replaying a verbal exchange later in your head
from the French l'esprit d'escalier, the witty repartee you thought of as you're going downstairs to leave
My coworker Ann had taken to calling me "Markus", which I hate. I told her I hated it, and her response was,"It's a term of affection."
I muttered something like "Well it's not".
What I SHOULD have said:
Considering her name, "OK, to cement this 'affectionate' relationship, I'll call you An(n)us."
Random Words:
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Similar to Donkey brick except you do the girl doggystyle so she never sees the brick comming
i was hittin this bitch from behind last ..
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The best way to own someone.
Andre: You fist like a seal
Tom Riddle: You're not a nice person
Andre: DAMN!
See owned, pwned..
