Stalactite

What is Stalactite?


1.

A wad of toilet paper, shit, and ass hair that hangs around the outside of your crap cavern. They sometimes cause pain during removal. Can also get in the way if you're trying to stick something up there.

I pulled out some of my butt hair trying to remove the stalactites I've accumulated.

See spelunking, stalactite, shit, toilet, butt, hair, ass, crap, cavern

2.

a sperm icicle

"last night I hung a giant stalactite from the roof of my girlfriend's mouth."

3.

A shin buster. What you might trip on while spelunking.

"Millions of stalactites incising my knees !!"

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