What is Stalactite?
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A wad of toilet paper, shit, and ass hair that hangs around the outside of your crap cavern. They sometimes cause pain during removal. Can also get in the way if you're trying to stick something up there.
I pulled out some of my butt hair trying to remove the stalactites I've accumulated.
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a sperm icicle
"last night I hung a giant stalactite from the roof of my girlfriend's mouth."
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A shin buster. What you might trip on while spelunking.
"Millions of stalactites incising my knees !!"
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An exclamation of happiness and joy. Originating from the Snoop Dogg-ization of "Von Tiesenhausen," a rocket scientist with a ..
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any sexual discharge that turns into cake.
"dude check out this quamelcakes this bitch left on my sheets last night!"
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