Standing Still Shoes

What is Standing Still Shoes?


1.

Sexy high-heeled shoes that are virtually impossible to walk in, but you buy them anyway because they are for

activities that don't require walking.

L: "I'd break my neck walking in those"

D: "So don't walk in them. Buy them for standing still shoes. Your boyfriend will like em!"

See hooker shoes, spikes, prostiboots


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