What is Standing Still Shoes?
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Sexy high-heeled shoes that are virtually impossible to walk in, but you buy them anyway because they are for
activities that don't require walking.
L: "I'd break my neck walking in those"
D: "So don't walk in them. Buy them for standing still shoes. Your boyfriend will like em!"
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Animals with hugely misshapened body parts, such as feet, eyes, grins, etc.
Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty co..
