Stanley Steamer Edit Meaning

1.

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.

No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.

See Ryan

2.

Taking a large dump on the chest of another during some type of sex act. Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.

"Danny dont give me a stanley steamer tonight I want to be able to go out without having to take a shower. Plus, its not Poopmas!" - Jane W.

See stanley steamer, poop, dump, poopies

3.

The act of getting off in your partners bush and then proceeding to suck the goo from their pubic hair as if you were steam cleaning their crotch.

Lisa's bush was looking kind of rough today so i gave her a good ole Stanley Steamer.

See steamer, stanley steamer, vacuum, bush

4.

A shit so magnificent that when let loose it undoubtedly clogs the toilet. Not only does the rank of this shit flow out of the batheroom and into other rooms...but in nearly every case in releasing this magnificent shit it leads to having to call the carpet company Stanley Steamer to have them remove the shit stains on the carpets caused by the original outstanding dump that not only clogged the toilet but got on the carpet.

"You bastard you let loose a Stanley Steamer again.ll them up..speed dial number 4 ass hole"

See crap, dump, poop

5.

When a man is receiving a blowjobfrom behind, between his legs, and he simultaneously farts and orgasms on the face of the blow-jobbing party, effectively filling the mouth with man's milk and the nose with putrid methane.

In the family of terms referring to lascivious, sometimes humorous sexual acts, i.e. hot carl.

Last Valentine's day, I delivered a potent stanley steamer to Julie.

See steamer, blowjob, hot carl, rusty trombone, rusty, trombone, hot, carl, fart, ejaculate

6.

A Stanley Steamer is the act in which anal sexturns into a scat-like disaster. When you pull your cock out of the ass and you get a diarrheasurprise on your chest and/or pubic region.

Craig is asking Santa Claus for new bed sheets because they are stained with shit from the Stanley Steamer his wife gave him after Thanksgiving dinner.

See hot karl, scat, diarrhea, anal sex, butt sex, poop

7.

Since their motto is "Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet", the sex act entitled "the stanley steamer" is when you punch a girl in the asshole repeatedly (tough on dirt) while rubbing her pubic bush tenderly (gentle on carpet). Some consider this a contradictory act, but nothing shows your love for a woman (or man?) like a good 'ole stanley steamer.

"She wanted some tough love, so I did the Stanley Steamer"

See asshole, punch, sex, anus, vagina, pubes, bush, steamer, stanley steamer