What is Stanton?
1.
verb, synonym; to fuck "it" up directly pertaining to the attraction of the opposite sex.
Dude, Andy was chatting to this delicious bitty the other night, when he accidentally threw an entire beverage over one of them. Nigga totally Stantoned.
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2.
Stanton, Noun.
1) Someone who is above average in intelligence.
2) Someone who uses / appreciates High Brow humor.
3) Someone who has multiple unaccredited doctorates
-That guy just set the curve again, he is such a Stanton.
-That guy enjoys intellectual humor that doesn't always involve a punch line, he is such a Stanton
-That guy has an unaccredited doctorate in homo-sexual philosophy from Harvvard University with two V's, he is such a Stanton.
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3.
A petite Italian gentleman with nomadic tendencies that lives not off the land but cheap alcohol and cigarettes. Has been known to spend large quantities of time with Ferrats, and small Korean gentleman. If seen approach with caution often hungry due to being overworked, bad eating habits, and no sugar in diet. Has been spotted throughout the state of California often traveling from Santa Cruz to the Inland Empire in search of a secret Enterprise love.
I picked up a real Stanton on the side of Hwy 17 yesterday.
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4.
1. term for describe extreme stupidity
2. used to describe soemone who likes ai lings
3. a soreloser with a circular spiral shaped penis
1. you are such a stanton
2. stop being a stanton
3. he is a stanton!
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5.
A person who is underqualified for their job.
"Dude my english teachers an idiot"
"Reckon, he's a massive Stanton!"
6.
Someone not qualified for their job whatsoever.
Man, that teacher knows nothing about that subject. He is such a Stanton.
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7.
Someone who is unable to go home after a football match ends up swinging his t shirt round his head whilst wearing a pink cowboy hat!
"Dude I was a total Stanton last night!"
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