Unwrap The Soap Edit Meaning

1.

When a gay guy goes in for the kill.

Hey Gordon (from Sesame Street),

Can I unwrap the soap in the shower with you?

See gordon, big bird, soap, gay, homo, suck dick, ass, brown, fear, hurts, fudge hole

2.

When someone decides to stick it to someone, or tell them the truth.

"Man, I can't decide if I'm gonna tell my girlfriend that I cheated on her"

"Dude, just unwrap the soap"

See just do it, talk, help

3.

Should these things really be so goddam literal?

Going To the Shops - The act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.

"Hey, Mike, I need some milk, so I'm going to the shops"

Unwrap the soap. ffs

See unwrap, soap, gay, ass, shit

4.

Being the first one of your hotel roomates to get up in the morning and take a shower.

Dude, I'm sleeping in. It's your turn to unwrap the soap.

See shower, soap, hotel, motel