Starchild Edit Meaning

1.

A starchild is commonly heralded as the perfect bowel movement. It is the result of single push' that produces a six inch long 'sinker' followed by a cluster of four or five tigernut-sized 'floaters'. These little balls bob to the surface in a perfect circle around the nutty sinker - in a beautiful, turgid synchronized display that draws gasps from the lucky squatter.

My life is complete - I just produced a perfect starchild.

See floater, sinker, turd, logger, shit

2.

A person in his or her late teens or early twenties who dresses like an extra in a music video all the time. Over the top trendy, tasteless, no original style.

Piper is such a startchild, she wore her gucci sunglasses to a 10 pm dinner.