What is Starchild?
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A starchild is commonly heralded as the perfect bowel movement. It is the result of single push' that produces a six inch long 'sinker' followed by a cluster of four or five tigernut-sized 'floaters'. These little balls bob to the surface in a perfect circle around the nutty sinker - in a beautiful, turgid synchronized display that draws gasps from the lucky squatter.
My life is complete - I just produced a perfect starchild.
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A person in his or her late teens or early twenties who dresses like an extra in a music video all the time. Over the top trendy, tasteless, no original style.
Piper is such a startchild, she wore her gucci sunglasses to a 10 pm dinner.
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The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.
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The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.
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A random herbthat walks past you, usually making fucking terrible jokes with his other herb friends.
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